Slayers Trashed

In case you have been living under the proverbial rock, it seems that Fawks has acquired Slayers, but not only that, Central Park Media has nothing to do with it. Which means Fawks, or Fawks Kids, or Sadam (ie: the most unholy anime company since Streamline), could do whatever they want to the show. Naturally, given Sadam’s track record (Power Rangers, Escaflowne, Digimon, VR Troopers, most of Fawks Kid’s crappy line up), most otaku are cringing in terror at the sheer unadulterated evil that can be done to Slayers, including this otaku. But I decided I was tired of cringing in fear, tired of waiting. I decided to find out for myself what was going down deep in the bowels of Sadam territory, with only my mazouku l33t ninjitsu skillz to protect me.

And I have come back victorious. Yes, that’s right, I have NEVER BEFORE SEEN SCREENSHOTS of Sadam/Fawks Kids’ take on Slayers. And I have obtained information straight from Sadam’s Head of Sadam High Intensity Terrorization (they are the folks you can thank anally raping your favorite anime), Satan.

So, without further ado, I present:

I'm so bad ass!

You may start cringing now.

NEXT: THE CAST