A conversation in the men's dressing room before the Bernstein concert.

Me: Have you checked out the trailer for 9?

Tenor: Nope.

Me: Oh it’s a movie that Tim Burton produced, but it’s look an action flick…

Tenor: Oh I hate Tim Burton.

Me: No dude, it’s Tim Burton but with explosions

Tenor: I don’t think you understand how much I hate his movies.

Me: Dude. EXPLOSIONS.

Tenor: Basil, I’m not straight enough for explosions to matter so much as to disuade me from my hatred of Tim Burton.

Me: Then there’s nothing I can do.

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